I HATE HARTZ

I HATE HARTZ — The exceedingly small print on the label of this cat toy states, “Warning: Choking Hazard. Small Parts. Made in China.” So I cut off the dyed bird feathers & its beady eyes. Small print on the packaging advises: “Always supervise pet when in use.” As I watch, my cat chews thru the elastic “fishing line” in 10 seconds & tries swallowing it like spaghetti. I tied the ends of the elastic line into a tight knot. He starts gnawing on the “fish’s fins,” which I realize were sewn on using metallic thread embedded with glitter. There’s also a small, round metal weight inside the fish. As soon as kitty is asleep, it’s all going in the trash. Hook, line & sinker.

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